I fucken hate Costco. I hate it for two reasons:

1) It’s actually a waste of money for singles like myself. You have to buy stuff in bulks, so if I buy a bag of zucchini then I have to eat that shit for the rest of my life. And if you don’t then it will go bad and you’ll end up hating yourself.

2) People are fucken crazy there. You’ll find the worst cart drivers there. Seriously, people are NEVER looking! I almost got ran over twice! WTF? Didn’t you learn at driving school to look at the blind spot before changing lanes? And, man… it’s a war at the cashier. Carts lining butt-to-butt, levels of anxiety rising, and you grow to hate the person in front of you for taking all his time.

Anyways, here’s a picture that explains it all. WTF…

Hate Costco

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2 Responses to Hate Costco

  1. but the samples are so delicious, and free! and you can get a hot dog and soda for $1.50!

  2. alecho says:

    oh yeah… the samples and hot dogs! those are definitely awesome. okay, I don’t hate Costco no more ;)

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