My Manhood Stripped Away

by alecho on September 24, 2009 · 7 Comments

Today was a sad day… My manhood was questioned and stripped away by a friend.

I was in the clinic bumming around, and I noticed couple of my friends eating an apple. I was told that the apple was broken in half with BARE HANDS!

So… of course, I gave it a try.

And I ate the broken apple. It tasted salty from tears…

To make the matter worse, you can totally see my bald spot. I look like an Asian Zidane. Today was a sad day.

Tagged with: apple • bald

Josephine says:

September 24, 2009 at 6:30 pm

Hehehe..this is so funny! I should come visit you guys more often!
lola says:

September 24, 2009 at 6:32 pm

hi! i don’t know if my sister commented on your blog, or if you just found our blog, but thanks for the comment! i love your blog, it’s hilarious.
alecho says:

September 24, 2009 at 6:56 pm

Josephine: haha, yup! thanx for the compliments and please come back yo!
lola: hey, thanx for the comments. btw, you and your sis can cook fo sho! great food blog yo!
Carolyn Jung says:

September 24, 2009 at 7:11 pm

Maybe it’s like when you ask someone to open a jar for you. You know — you try doing it yourself, twisting and twisting until your hands are rubbed raw. Then you hand the jar to someone else, and they open it just like that. Personally, I think it’s the first person who did all the real work. :)
alecho says:

September 24, 2009 at 7:30 pm

Thanx Carolyn! that makes me feel better. I think regained some of my lost manhood. hahaha.
ambitious says:

September 25, 2009 at 8:18 pm

Oh alex…

hahhahaahahahah. it’s ok to lose to a girl.

nice haircut! :)
alecho says:

September 26, 2009 at 12:22 am

Dude… haha, yeah, its okay to loss… time to time… haircut? more like hair loss. hahaha