ALECHO

Here’s some facts about me, and I hope you’ll still consider me as a friend after reading it. I once bought a Playboy magazine as a birthday gift for my friend and he got pissed off… so I kept it. I was sent to Fat Camp two summers in a row, i got a girlfriend after that. In Elementary a girl slapped my face in front of the whole marching Band. In Junior High, a girl dumped me right before a final exam. I failed the test. In Highschool, I came 2hrs late to pickup my prom date. She went to prom with somebody else. In College, a girl pepper sprayed me. In Grad School, a girl accused me of downloading Asian porn in the library… which I did but I denied it. I used to work as a cartoonist and now a dentist. I don’t know Tae Kwon Do, but I lied about it and a muggler ran away. I look like a nerd, but i’m a freakin’ dance machine!!! oh yea, i’ve always looked like a nerd. I once missed a flight because I was busy buying chocolates at a gift shop, a flight which was later accidentally shot down by the Russians. I have a receding hair line so I’m working really hard to develop my inner beauty, a job long due. Have you ever punched an octopus? I did and it bit me leaving a scar on my ring finger. I’m a North Korean, seriously. My mom forced me to perm my hair after watching the movie “Annie”. I played a ‘rat’ for my middle school play, and here is the sad part… all roles were full so they had to make that part just for me… my brother played a ‘tree’ before. Did you know that I am one of the 3% peeps in the nation to have a Mesiodent? A girl told me I was much more attractive when I don’t talk… she later dumped me because I was too quiet. Did you know that no one ever called me “sexy”? I once drop kicked my brother and his primary tooth came off… I gave him 5bux to shut him up, but he still told mom about it. I got yelled at. I have a beautiful Asian Accent.

CHRIS GHOST

I am ALECHO’s brother.

 

8 Responses to ABOUT

  1. Pearl says:

    this is hilarious. love it.

  2. alecho says:

    Hahaha, thanx! the sad part is that it’s all true! (T.T)

  3. Tamar says:

    Let me know how the pizza party turns out.

  4. alecho says:

    Tamar: yup! I’ll let you know. I’ll be posting up pix later today :)

  5. Rosie says:

    Lol I love the blurb about you. No pics of yourself?

  6. alecho says:

    @Rosie: hey there! Thanks for stopping by! Yeah, no pics yet. I am quite comical looking with my balding head, and I’m not strong enough to tolerate laughter ;) just kidding. I plan to post it once I get my lazy butt to do so.

  7. Aein says:

    LOL I feel bad to laugh! The truth is always funny… after some time has passed.

    How come Chris’ about is so short?

  8. alecho says:

    @Aein: Hey! thanx for your comment. Yeah… truth hurts but it’s also funny ;) Chris is new to this blogging business. I’m sure he’ll have more to say in the near future :)

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